Google Gulp: The New Google Energy and Intelligence Drink
Sometime I wonder what Google isnt going to do next. This time I have found a link to a new Google product that I thought simply couldnt be real, Google Gulp.
“Pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of “smart drinks” designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it’s low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you’ll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.”
Is it just me or is this a little weird!!
7 Comments
With the energy drinks we have in the market it will be hard to determine which one is best energy drink.The only thing to consider is that it should be healthy that will not give us harmful effect.
Большое спасибо за пост, а ведь это действительно тема
В букмарки однозначно, пригодится! 
Блин… на самом деле красиво написано! Все это так знакомо…и правдиво!
Хм… А мне сдается, минусы в этом случае намного превосходят плюсы.
Очень признателен, на самом деле полезная информация.
Все-таки по-настоящему нравится мне Ваш блог. Всегда занятно читать, включая эту тему.